Be forewarned

I'm a 

Circus performer, fire spinner, possible 

White Wizard in another life, former 

Evangelical youth pastor who almost got a

PhD in Chemical Engineering then 

Built dot com companies, has suffered years in unspeakable 

cluster headache agony and was given and 

taken unspeakable amounts of surgeries and 

drugs who now believes 

aliens are speaking to us and 

incarnating here to try and help us graduate into bliss. 

It's kind of a lot. I'm a basic 

Heyoka bitch, but I can be a bit extra in my head.