When a man steps in to protect a woman who didn't ask for his protection, I call him John Wayne. "Hey John Wayne - she didn't ask you to fix her wagon."
Every man has a little John Wayne in him.
Admit it: You have a little John Wayne in you. Just don't be a dick about it.
Text on the product reads: "There's a little John Wayne in me, but I'm not a dick about it."
Also, darned tootin - these men's boxers feature a highly comfy, scratch-free fabric blend that's 92% polyester and 8% spandex that is stretchy and soft to the skin.
.: Material: 92% polyester, 8% spandex .: Medium fabric (6.5 oz/yd² (210 g/m²)) .: Breathable antimicrobial fabric for ultimate comfort .: Sewn-in size label .: Regular fit .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
